Apparently Amazon already knows how today's elections will turn out and has already adjusted to our new culture of everybody lying to everyone. Where "Two-Day Shipping" means you will wait eight days to receive your package and yes, we're spelling it out in plain English because you helped to make us a monopoly and now there's not a damn thing you stupid idiots can do about it. You'll swallow whatever shit service we decide to provide and you'll damn well like it!